Featuring quotes overheard during games of HackMaster and Arkham Horror.
"You rolled the gullible and gambler quirks? Damn, I hope you turned those BPs into gold because I'm about to swindle them out of you!"
Said shortly after a battle ends and a character has died:
"Dude, you were robbed!"
"Yeah, I know, the GM has it in for me."
"No, you were robbed, I just checked your dead character's pockets and they were empty!"
"Why did you just kill my character?"
"You failed a doppelganger check."
"What are you talking about? We just started a new campaign with level one characters!?"
"Yeah, well... My character is paranoid and he has an enmity towards doppelgangers..."
"What would happen if I cast a 'pool gold' spell right outside the bank?"
"I'm sorry but I don't care how much damage you took when you tripped and fell into the spiked pit trap. The award is for most damage dealt to an *opponent* in combat, not to yourself!"
"You can't kill my character for taking the last soda!"
Arkham Horror Quotes
"So I failed a horror check, what's the worst this monster can do?"
"What do you mean the monster is immune to physical attacks? I've got a Tommy Gun and a stick of dynamite, no ones immune to that!"
"You just need to get a clue."
"Can you explain this 'devoured' rule again?"